With apology to all you 'blondes' in advance : )
Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10:00 PM news was coming on.
The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large buildingpreparing to jump.The blonde looked at Bob and said, 'Do you think he'll jump?'Bob says, 'You know, I bet he'll jump.'The blonde replied, 'Well, I bet he won't.'
Bob placed a £20 note on the bar and said, 'You're on!'Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her £20 to Bob, saying,'Fair's fair. Here's your money.
'Bob replied, 'I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the
5PM news , and so I knew he would jump.'The blonde replied, 'I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again.'
Bob took the money.
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7 comments:
That is just too funny! I've got to call and share it with my daughter- she's a blond but she just loves blond jokes.
Ouch! LOL! Ok, so I am blonde although the grey is taking over. What is worse I have known some really dumb blondes who would probably say that.
Shame on Bob.
Excellent! And I mean that from the bottom of my toes to the top of my dirty blonde head.
Thanks for the new joke Tina. You always have the best.
hahahaha...this is hysterical.....posted by Bazaa and wifey! now I like that!!! The family that plays together stays together...and Tina you always did have the coolest jokes!!!!!
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