Saturday, 28 July 2007


Anyone care to guess what my favourite tipple is at the moment?

Thursday, 26 July 2007

Monday, 23 July 2007

New Words for 2007

* TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking bollocks.
* PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE. The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
* GOING FOR A McSHIT. Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog.(Loo) If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is known as a McShit with Lies.
* MILLENNIUM DOMES. The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually naught in there worth seeing.
* MYSTERY BUS. The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the Toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
* MYSTERY TAXI. The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.
* BEER COAT. The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise At 3:00am.
* BEER COMPASS. The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how you got here, and where you've come from.
* PICASSO BUM. A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's Got 4 buttocks

Sunday, 22 July 2007

Common as muck

We've always had these little chaps in the garden and I was always lead to believe they were sand lizards, but now I'm not so sure as they could be common lizards. Anyway I found this one in the shed at the bottom of the garden.

Wednesday, 18 July 2007


A day out at the seaside.

Saturday, 14 July 2007

Weird and wonderful

Just my opinion, but the sheep is a bit weird, the bull is a wonderful specimin and the men, well they're either from Butlins or a bunch of hunts (men)

Friday, 13 July 2007

Apologies for the lack of posts this week, it's been somewhat busy. On Wednesday we all went to the Great Yorkshire Show and yesterday afternoon it was Katies first sports day. Hopefully I will post a few photos over the weekend.

Monday, 9 July 2007

Penguins at Sewerby

A short video from our day out yesterday. Watch out for wifey getting what she deserved.

Ticket Touts

4.30pm on a Sunday afternoon and the city's traffic wardens are merilly dishing out tickets in the 'Avenues', where it happens to be 'Open Gardens', but they weren't aware of that were they? and it's not about making money, it's about traffic safety, isn't it?

Friday, 6 July 2007

View from Queen's Gardens

I took this picture on my way to work this morning, It shows the fountains in Queen's Gardens, William Wilberforce's statue and in the background, Hull College.

Wednesday, 4 July 2007


There seems to be a general slothness in blogland at the moment, and I'm no exception. I guess other things have been taking priority (like the floods). It looks like the flooding has wiped out our potato crop, but the gooseberry bush yielded 2 pounds of goosegogs and has now become 3 jars of jam courtesy of wifey.