* TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking bollocks.
* PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE. The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
* GOING FOR A McSHIT. Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog.(Loo) If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is known as a McShit with Lies.
* MILLENNIUM DOMES. The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually naught in there worth seeing.
* MYSTERY BUS. The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the Toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
* MYSTERY TAXI. The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.
* BEER COAT. The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise At 3:00am.
* BEER COMPASS. The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how you got here, and where you've come from.
* PICASSO BUM. A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's Got 4 buttocks
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3 comments:
Ha Ha,,, these are great Bazaa! One of my favorite jokes used to be " I bought a living bra and now I dont know what to feed it!" lol
Hum...very interesting take on things. Hope you are dry over there.
Percussive Maintenance is what we did with old tube televisions. A whack on the top or a whack on the side often got then running again.
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