Pearson Park

A couple of images from our local park, which we visited today so Harry could feed ducks.

A Quick Joke from Wifey!

With apology to all you 'blondes' in advance : )

Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10:00 PM news was coming on.

The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large buildingpreparing to jump.The blonde looked at Bob and said, 'Do you think he'll jump?'Bob says, 'You know, I bet he'll jump.'The blonde replied, 'Well, I bet he won't.'

Bob placed a £20 note on the bar and said, 'You're on!'Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her £20 to Bob, saying,'Fair's fair. Here's your money.

'Bob replied, 'I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the
5PM news , and so I knew he would jump.'The blonde replied, 'I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again.'

Bob took the money.

The magic of blogland

I won an award, that's it up there, thanks to nessa for running the comp. Another wonderful thing happened on Saturday, WE HAD A PHONE CALL FROM CINDRA, now to some of you that may not mean much, but this was the first ever phone call I have had from someone in the US and also the first verbal contact we have had with a fellow blogger. I'm glad it was Cindra, she's kind of special, and I got to speak to Tom as well, who is also special too.

The observant amongst you may notice a small gap below this post, don't ask me how it got there.

Say welcome to wifey

Wifey has had to give up her blog due to rising demands on her time from the kids and Bazza. As recognition of her sterling efforts I have given her permission to post on my blog occasionally, when she has completed her chores, isn't she lucky to have me?

Zesty Zimocca

In order to make your zesty zimocca, squeeze one on top of the other, I'll leave you to work out which way round.

Yarling Yarn

Waaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Xanthic Xebec

Stretching it a bit I know.

Wimpy Walrus

No mum, not the dentist, please.

Vulnerable Vampire

next election George, next election.

Unhappy Umbrella

Bought for a Hull FC supporter.

Terrible Theater

and you all thought that Gawpo was the only one with talent.

View

An alternative view of the whaling museum from Queen's Gardens.

Red Road

This is the road I drive along to get to work each day, the red bit is for buses, you might have guessed that. Just a bit back there is a bit of road that has a dull green area on it, this was a designated crossing area for frogs, but it didn't work very well.

Joke

A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third everything had just been reduced to a fiver. Then her mobile phone rang. It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU. The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she'd be there as soon as possible.

As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever in the shops. She decided to get in a couple of more shops before heading to the hospital.

She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful coffee slice complimentary from the last shop. She was jubilant. Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital. She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband's condition. The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your shopping trip, didn't you? I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself in town, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit! It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will be more than likely the last shopping trip you ever take! For the rest of his life he will require round the clock care. And you'll now be his carer!" The woman was feeling so guilty she broke down and sobbed. The doctor then chuckled and said, "I'm just pulling your leg. He's dead. What'd you buy?"

Quartered Queen

Apologies if this is predictable, but wifey suggested it, and Cindra kind of dropped hints with her previous Elton reference.

Pointed Pendant

Back to nessa's game today, Allthough this is obviously a pointed pendant, it is also inscribed on the back with "Bugger Off". If that upsets anybody, read it again. Now what the hell am I going to do for Quartered Queen?

Conkers

We went out conkering today, it kind of brings out the kid in you, but when you look at them closely, aren't they gorgeous?

4

A busy day yesterday, Harry's birthday, and to save you asking, yes that is me on the cake.

More things wot I know

You can get by on charm for about 15 minutes, after that, you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs.