NICKNAMES: If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.
MONEY: A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs. A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
BATHROOMS: A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
OFFSPRING: Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
ARGUMENTS: A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
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10 comments:
Ahhhh Bazaa....you are coming down a little hard on us ladies....I mean, where would you guys be without us??? Can you cook a 5 course meal? clean a whole house by yourself? do laundry everyday?keep the kids on track everyday and put up with a whiney husband??? lol...
Whiney husband!!!!!!!
Followed a link from a friend, glad I called by you made me laugh. :)
Quite funny. I like the Arguments one.
I'm backing Catch on this one!
laughing over this Bazza!!
I cannot believe all the things a lot of women travel with especially their "necessities" ( everything they keep in their bathroom at home!!!). They have huge suitcases for this!
I carry my toothbrush, toothpaste, shampoo, conditioner, a soap, a comb ,a scrunchie and eye saline and contact case... rubbing alcohol. Sometimes a small make-up bag.. but all in all everything fits in a small bag.
Have you been peeking in my house? Very funny.
I remember those short people but they are all gone now.
Ha! That was a riot. Very sexist, but a riot nonetheless!
This explains why it took me two loads in the Ford Exploder to deliver all of her stuff just from the bathroom when the Most Recent Ex and I split last November. She delivered my bathroom stuff in the emptied portion of the toothpaste tube.
It's just not fair.
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