Thursday 8 November 2007

Great truths about life that little children have learned

1) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
2) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
3) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
4) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
5) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
6) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Damn -- I'd best go change my shorts.

Anonymous said...

Why Quilly? Did you poop in em? No? Oh, the polka dots...

This is funny, Tina! As usual, I'm sitting here laughing aloud!

Unknown said...

Kids always seem to get right to the point.