1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
3. The things that come to those who wait will be the scraggly junk left by those who got there first.
4. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
5. Somebody will dispute the above.
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I'm laughing too hard to dispute it!
Yup! And I've been a victim of them all. LOL!
I can't dispute it either. You are bloody right.
Are you sure you've got those right?
I am not one of the somebodys.
I know for sure about the shin bone!!!
I'm going to dispute number 5 and not dispute any of the above.
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