Thursday, 1 February 2007

5 Indisputable Facts

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
3. The things that come to those who wait will be the scraggly junk left by those who got there first.
4. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
5. Somebody will dispute the above.

7 comments:

quilldancer said...

I'm laughing too hard to dispute it!

Jill said...

Yup! And I've been a victim of them all. LOL!

cindra said...

I can't dispute it either. You are bloody right.

goldennib said...

Are you sure you've got those right?

Dr.John said...

I am not one of the somebodys.

Catch said...

I know for sure about the shin bone!!!

Katt said...

I'm going to dispute number 5 and not dispute any of the above.