1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
3. The things that come to those who wait will be the scraggly junk left by those who got there first.
4. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
5. Somebody will dispute the above.
I'm laughing too hard to dispute it!
ReplyDeleteYup! And I've been a victim of them all. LOL!
ReplyDeleteI can't dispute it either. You are bloody right.
ReplyDeleteAre you sure you've got those right?
ReplyDeleteI am not one of the somebodys.
ReplyDeleteI know for sure about the shin bone!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm going to dispute number 5 and not dispute any of the above.
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